Things To Be Thankful For

While this was written in Canada are things much different in the good
old USA

Something to think about.  An election is coming.


 At  first I thought this was funny.... Then I realized the awful truth of
               it. Be  sure to read all the way to the end!

                               Tax his land,
                               Tax his  bed,
                               Tax the table
                            At which he's fed.

                             Tax his  tractor,
                               Tax his mule,
                              Teach him taxes
                               Are the rule.

                              Tax  his work,
                               Tax his pay,
                           He works for peanuts
                                  Anyway!

                               Tax  his cow,
                               Tax his goat,
                              Tax his pants,
                               Tax his coat.

                              Tax  his ties,
                              Tax his shirt,
                               Tax his work,
                               Tax his dirt.

                             Tax  his tobacco,
                              Tax his drink,
                               Tax him if he
                             Tries to  think.

                              Tax his cigars,
                              Tax his beers,
                                If he cries
                             Tax  his tears..

                               Tax his car,
                               Tax his gas,
                              Find other ways
                             To  tax his ass.

                              Tax all he has
                             Then let him know
                          That you  won't be done
                           Till he has no dough.

                       When he screams and  hollers;
                          Then tax him some more,
                               Tax him till
                           He's good and  sore.

                           Then tax his coffin,
                              Tax his grave,
                              Tax the sod  in
                             Which he's laid.

                              Put these words
                              Upon his  tomb,
                              'Taxes drove me
                              To my doom...'

                              When he's gone,
                              Do  not relax,
                            It’s time to apply
                           The inheritance tax.

                         Accounts  Receivable Tax
                           Airline surcharge tax
                             Airline Fuel Tax
                         Airport  Maintenance Tax
                            Building Permit Tax
                               Cigarette Tax
                           Corporate Income  Tax
                                 Death Tax
                              Dog License Tax
                            Driving Permit Tax
                         Environmental Tax  (Fee)
                               Excise Taxes
                            Federal Income Tax
                        Federal Unemployment  (UI)
                            Fishing License Tax
                             Food License Tax
                    Gasoline Tax (too much per  litre)
                            Gross Receipts Tax
                                Health Tax
                            Hunting License Tax
                                Hydro  Tax
                              Inheritance Tax
                               Interest Tax
                                Liquor Tax
                               Luxury  Taxes
                           Marriage License Tax
                               Medicare Tax
                               Mortgage Tax
                           Personal  Income Tax
                               Property Tax
                                Poverty Tax
                          Prescription Drug  Tax
                     Provincial Income  and sales tax
                             Real Estate  Tax
                         Recreational Vehicle Tax
                             Retail Sales Tax
                            Service Charge  Tax
                                School Tax
                           Telephone Federal Tax
         Telephone Federal, Provincial  and Local Surcharge Taxes
                   Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
                     Vehicle  License Registration Tax
                             Vehicle Sales Tax
                                 Water Tax
                       Watercraft  Registration Tax
                              Well Permit Tax
                         Workers Compensation Tax
                     --- and in  2010 in B.C., the HST

                        STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

  Not  one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of
                    the most  prosperous in the world.
  We had absolutely no national debt, had a large  middle class, and Mom
                      stayed home to raise the kids.
 What in the hell  happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' And I still have
                     to 'press 1' for  English!?!?!?!?

  I  hope this goes around CANADA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it
                              get  there!!!!

                  GO AHEAD - - - be a CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!

Presented By   Larry Guzda

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